*today's lesson*
5 hours spent at a five-star hotel doing social studies (that's canadian for 'history'. today we studied how the british bullied the french into giving canada to them...), a bit of art, solving some math problems even i couldn't figure out, and the last hour spent on "physical education" (read: him playing in the pool with his brother and me lounging deckside, overlooking all of victoria harbour).

oh, and even little film stars fart. a lot. and in very interesting patterns too.